M:What did you think of the movie?
W:I thought it was great. I loved it.
M:You did? I thought it was terrible.
W:Why? What didn’t you like about it?
M:For one thing, it was too violent. There was too much fighting.
W:But, Curtis, it was a martial arts movie!
M:I know, but the story was silly, too.
W:The stories are always silly in those movies.
M:Then why do you like them?
W:They’re exciting. And I like the star.
M:Yeah, but he can’t act!
W:He doesn’t have to act. Those guys are in great condition. Really! It’s almost like watching ballet!
M:I just had a great idea! His next movie should be Swan Lake!